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Afroman cleared in ‘Lemon Pound Cake’ defamation case (edition.cnn.com)

submitted 1 week ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Disappointingly his lawyer wasn't Harvey Birdman

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I just don’t understand how anybody could see what happened to this man and not understand just how deeply corrupt the police and judges in this case are. Every single one of them belongs in prison, or more accurately underground.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, don't be mean to mushrooms. They don't deserve dead cops. 🥹

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I suggest we feed them to sharks to create a genetic line that crave the flesh of US police.

Next.. Legs.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The sharks don't want lead poisoning thank you very much.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Microplastics and genetic deformities of the brain, more like, but yeah, the old ones should've been fulla lead decades ago.

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