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Trump has delighted apocalyptic Christians. They say the End Times are coming (inews.co.uk)

submitted 6 days ago by Gsus4@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (15 children)

Let's say it true and Trump triggers the Armageddon. Then what?
What's the plan here? Force God's hand and summon Jesus back to Earth?

I fail to see how it could possibly go well for them.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 13 points 6 days ago (14 children)

If Jesus were born in Bethlehem again...he'd be Palestinian, imagine their reaction :D

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

boom, headshot!

oh hey the body's still squirming, got any lu... Wait nevermind this ones hydrated enough i can just use the blood. Little water thief deserved this.

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