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GOP Sen. John Kennedy Freaks Out When Reminded He Used To Be A Democrat

“I’ve never been a Marxist!” the Louisiana senator shouted angrily after his attempt to smear one of Biden’s judicial nominees backfired.

Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) on Thursday tried to smear one of President Joe Biden’s judicial nominees by repeatedly calling her a Marxist, an accusation rooted in nothing other than this nominee being a Democrat.

But his effort backfired spectacularly when the Louisiana Republican was reminded that he, too, used to be a Democrat.

“Are you still a Marxist?” Kennedy asked Melissa DuBose, Biden’s nominee for a U.S. district court in Rhode Island. It was his very first question in DuBose’s nomination hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee, and he gave zero context.

“I am not nor have I ever been a Marxist,” replied DuBose, who is now a state district judge.

They went back and forth. Kennedy suggested she was lying under oath about being a secret Marxist, citing an interview she did in 2000 when she was working at a coffee shop and said she was “in my Marxist phase.”

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And then Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-R.I.) reminded Kennedy that even if it were true that DuBose had been in a “Marxist phase,” people sometimes take new positions on issues over time. Even him.

“This was many, many, many, many, many years ago,” Whitehouse said of DuBose’s interview. “Perhaps during the time when my colleague Sen. Kennedy was a Democrat, showing that people can change their views, even if it were true that you were in a Marxist phase.”

Whitehouse smiled. Laughs were audible in the room. Kennedy was furious.

“I’ve never been a Marxist!” he shouted. “I’ve never been a Marxist! And I’ve never admitted I was a Marxist and then not turned a document over to this committee!”

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago (6 children)

What's wrong with being a Marxist? Apart from holding the delusion of human nature and the species being capable of such feats.

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah humans never work cooperatively together, what’s millions of years of mutual aid and social interest amongst ourselves, our ancestors, and other species on this planet.

[–] Nudding@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We work great together, to rape the natural world. How many species did we hunt to extinction before we even figured out written language?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

And now we're number one, we've got nothing left to scratch the itch except ourselves. We're very good at being our number one cause of death outside of natural causes. And for quite some time now, at least as far back as the history books go.

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