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[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 53 points 1 day ago (7 children)

So they're basically ocean punks? Hell yeah, we need to give a couple of them guitars and teach them to play three chords with their fins. The world needs an orca punk band right now.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

They stopped wearing salmon as hats and started wrecking shit.

[–] ZeroCool@piefed.ca 18 points 1 day ago

Well now that you mention it, if you place a salmon on your head in the right manner, it could look like a 'mohawk' hairstyle. These orcas are clearly punk as fuck.

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