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One day GLP-1 is going to be the catalyst for some kind of I Am Legend type shit... Mark my words.
People will do anything for vanity. Botox is contains one of the most potent toxins known on earth, and people will happily inject it directly into their face just for the chance of a slightly smoother face.
avoiding the sun is more important than lotion
But if the lotion has SPF
And sleep hanging upside down so the fat deposits in your face don't drop downwards.