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vocal cord removal? that's a "cosmetic" surgery? wtf, might as well just sew their anus shut so you don't have to deal with animal poop too. tf is wrong with people?
You've never dealt with a dog that barks constantly? After the 20th ticket, what do you do if you want to keep it and not subject it to the trauma of a new home or euthanasia?
Genuine question: You can get a dog-barking ticket? I like to think that training would work, but I have never had a constantly barking dog.
I've lived where that's what happens, at least I've been yelled at by said owners when I continuously call in complaints because I can't sleep at night.
Oh like a noise complaint! That makes perfect sense. Apparently my brain needs to catch up to my fingers.