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Prison officers’ union calls for immediate end to practice at HMYOI Wetherby over fears for child and animal welfare

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 26 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Isn't it better to use natural methods of killing rats? I thought ferrets were natural enemies of rats and thus the perfect way to get rid of them. No poison leeching into the ground or killing things like birds. It's like using goats instead of lawnmowers.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Having a ferret whose muzzle is covered in feral rat blood cuddling up with traumatized children sounds like the first chapter of The Hantavirus Horde

[–] Jessicat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I don’t know if this is part of the reasoning but ferrets actually have an immune system that is very similar to humans and are used in medical research for that very reason. When I had one I always had to be careful with her when I was sick because she would catch it otherwise. Ferret sneezes are surprising and adorable.

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