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Anon is gifted a book (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] macisr@sh.itjust.works 230 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

Grill dodged a bullet with this one. This anon seems to be really dumb. What kind of person never opens a gifted book, let alone one that is a gift from a girl? A person that doesn't read shit, that kind of person. She was clearly above him.

[–] Sodis@feddit.de 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, I got one once during a secret santa event. Put it on my to read list and never came around to it. Then I lent it to a friend and he told me, that there is a note for me inside, that I didn't know about.

[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Secret Santa is clearly not the same as a gift from someone you're romantically interested in, though.

[–] Sodis@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

True, but he wasn't, she was.

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