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[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I had a classmate that would tell me over and over how precisely the pyramids aligned with a set of stars at the time they were built, how we needed lasers to measure the imprecision, how we couldn't do the same thing today.

Eventually I found out that the imprecision was... a little over a foot, roughly 35 centimeters. That's the insane precision, the refined craftsmanship we can't produce today, getting the walls of a place within a foot of where we meant to put them.

Everyone that says this is either blindly repeating a thing they heard once, or has never seen a skyscraper, or a shopping mall, or the average parking lot outside a Walmart with that one area where all the rain water stays a few extra days, because it's 6 inches lower than the rest. THAT PARKING LOT IS STILL MORE PRECISE THAN THE PYRAMIDS, BRIAN.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

He assumes everything is built only a foot high? I've built a few homes in my life and multiple barns and garages....you square the building to usually less than a 1/4"...not over a foot. Like the damn thing would fall down being that off.

[–] Shenanigore@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No it's something about spatial alignment to heavenly bodies being a foot off, not a foot off level.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Ah, I was under the impression he thought we couldn't square up shit like they could back then lol. This makes a little more sense, but still dumb lol

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