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Anon socks it to Google (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>work at small local restaurant as a waiter
>get fired because the manager is a bitch and was upset at me not selling bough desserts
>make a few fake google accounts posing as old people and over the course of a week i leave 3 star reviews saying shit like "what happened to the nice waiter?"
>convince a few friends to do the same
>review bomb the resturant and it goes from 4.5 stars to 3.5 in no time
>mfw at the end of the month i get called by the manager saying she wants me back
>over the next month i slowly change all the reviews from 3 stars to 5
>get a raise
>mfw

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You should have dropped your 3 star reviews to 2 and change them to something like "So nice that the polite waiter came back, but his boss is a giant insufferable cunt."

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Don’t push your luck.