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[–] toasteecup@lemmy.world 154 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Anon didn't read the books.

Samwise goes to the undying lands after having a family, watching them become adults and a stint as the mayor of hobbiton.

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea but Sam wasn’t experiencing hardcore PTSD from the combo of carrying the ring and getting stabbed by a morgul blade

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

I always thought that’s what Sam understood. The ring was fucking with Frodo and what Frodo was doing wasn’t normal so he stepped up. It’s like when your friend is tripping balls and paranoid but you’re still there to help.

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