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[–] Xanaus@lemmy.ml 26 points 9 months ago (14 children)
[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 9 months ago (10 children)

Some pig in Florida emptied his gun into a neighborhood because an acorn fell on his car and he got startled.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 47 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Critical detail: he thought the guy he searched, arrested, handcuffed, and put in the back of his car somehow Houdini’d his way out of restraints, pulled a gun out from… somewhere… and fired a single shot at him, and so immediately decided dumping his mag at the arrested dude in his cruiser (pointedly, not hitting anything except his own police cruiser) was a good call.

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

You forgot the double combat roll he initiated immediately upon hearing said gun..er.. acorn shot.

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