Tiny bit of backstory: I work in Spain so there's a lot of kissing on the chicks when greeting someone. Spanish people kiss twice, in western countries people kiss 3 times so sometimes there's a bit of confusion. Anyway, once a girl from Romania met a French co-worker next to my desk. Typical greeting and she says:

How do French people kiss?

The guy got a little bit confused and says:

Trust me, you don't want me to show you how the French kiss...

Not really related but I found it extremely funny.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 26 points 11 months ago (5 children)

chicks

cheeks I hope?

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Haha true

[–] Littleborat@feddit.de 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Which ones?

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 15 points 11 months ago

All of them ;)

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)