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Donald Trump is broke hahahaha (www.sfgate.com)

submitted 8 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Time to tighten the belt by putting down the pee-pee tapes and hamberder toast

He can also save $ by making covfefe at home

[–] PilferJynx@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He could easily pay off his debts if only he could quit avocado toast.

[–] redbr64@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Ah yes, the true root cause of all financial insecurity among Americans: smearing some fruit paste on toast!