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Cookie Monster complaint about "shrinkflation" sparks response from White House (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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"Me hate shrinkflation! Me cookies are getting smaller," the googly-eyed, furry blue muppet declared on X on Monday, tapping into an economic trend of the day. "Guess me going to have to eat double da cookies!"

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[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 215 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (10 children)

The Count is going to start teaching kids about corporate profits. "One billion extra dollars untaxed! Ha ha hah! 2 billion..."

Oscar the Grouch is going to be a working homeless who is forced to move his can every week by police.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 94 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (6 children)

Oscar the Grouch's living situation is basically aspirational now. "You can afford to live in a trash can all by yourself? Like, no roommates or anything? Wow!"

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 8 months ago

Oh man, a lid? I don't think I can afford this place.

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