this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
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- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
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I think Anon is selling himself short. Basically, the coworker who gave the lighter would have thought, ”Man, Anon might appreciate this lighter” and kept it around until he had a chance to give it to Anon. At least that’s what I think. Anon is definitely not an NPC.
Just think, maybe all the "Collect X for Y" npcs in games had hopes, goals and dreams as well! Did you even ask them?
No such dialogue option popped up.
"Why don't you ever ask me how my day was?", my wife asked angrily.
I'll see myself out.