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K-pop star apologises to angry fans for having a boyfriend (news.sky.com)

submitted 9 months ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 100 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I really don't get the mindset of these people, neither do they know their celebrity crush nor will they ever get an actual chance. It does make no difference to them. They could just as well fantasize about their crush leaving their partner for them.

[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Women aren't allowed to have any sex, the sluts.

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

They can only have sex with me and I want them to do slutty stuff, BUT ONLY WITH ME.

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