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[–] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 91 points 9 months ago (16 children)

I'm building a ‘Warrior’ line, where I will go back in history from pre-greek days, as far back as I can,” the actor explained. “I’m gonna have famous quotes from warriors of all ilks, including the terrible ones. Hitler was, you know, a demon on steroids, but he had some pretty good one-liners. So everybody from the great ones to the infamous and terrible ones.”

Ah, creating fake controversy to drum up publicity for your bs, got it.

[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 77 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hitler wasn’t a warrior. He was a coward.

[–] omega_x3@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago (3 children)

He was a world champion Hitler assassin

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Well shit, you got em there.

[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

When you’re right, you’re right.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 2 points 9 months ago

"It turns out the only one kräftig enough to kill me... is me!" (*proceeds to splatter brain all over the bunker wall)

[–] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I mean, far be it from me to defend the guy, but he did fight in the first world war. So technically, I suppose you could say he was a warrior. Don't know if he saw any actual combat though.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

He was wounded by a grenade fragment in 1915 and when the war ended on 11/11/1918, he was in a field hospital, treated for temporary blindness caused by a poison gas attack.

That said, he spent his war as a "Meldegänger", a messenger. He was not among those in the trenches at the immediate front and had it relatively easy.

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