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[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 72 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is like Mars Attacks when they're walking around with the translator saying "we come in peace" while blasting the shit out of every human they find.

[–] OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago

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