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[–] Lemonparty@lemm.ee 89 points 9 months ago (38 children)

Because the average person is stupid and will pay $4 for fucking water because it looks like an energy drink.

[–] yoz@aussie.zone 1 points 9 months ago

9-5 all the way

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