Her weight is mostly well-trained muscles whereas he literally believes that humans are like non-rechargable batteries that run out of energy forever if they exercise too much.

As long as she makes sure he doesn't land on her as she knocks him out cold, she'll be fine.

[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world -3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Lmaoooooo truly spoken like a person who has never been in a fight.

Everyone has a plan until they take a fist to the face.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 1 points 8 months ago

Except Delirium Turdbrains, his plan is to run his mouth off until he physically can't. I'd be impressed with Swift if she could shut him up in one, because he literally wouldn't until he was unconscious.

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