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Samsung Galaxy Ring to come with Samsung Food integration (gsmarena.com)

submitted 8 months ago by gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Pay Samsung money to monitor your BMI, food intake, calories and dietary requirements; What an offer!

Fuck it, next year get the galaxy dildo, only $499.00 or $699.00 for the Ultra version.

[–] aniki@lemm.ee 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

meanwhile they sell that material to marketeers for 4-5k a year. Yes, your habits are worth that much and much, much more.

Protect. Your. Data.

[–] VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works -1 points 8 months ago

If my data was worth that much I'd sell it myself