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Murder defendant slips restraints in court, stabs his lawyer with pen. All good, attorney says (www.latimes.com)

submitted 8 months ago by ylai@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 143 points 8 months ago (23 children)

"His defense attorney, Matt Fregi, said he harbored “no ill will toward” his client, who had already cycled through several attorneys before him. “Nothing serious,” he said of his injuries. “Everyone thought it was a lot more serious than what it was.”"

That's a cool lawyer

[–] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago (18 children)

Actually, that guy is completely fucked. That attorney will make sure that there is zero chance that guy can ever appeal any of his cases.

[–] Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

I bet that attorney has so much good will for his client that he will give the best defense even though his client is a-hole.

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