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Anon likes public humiliation (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 47 points 8 months ago (38 children)

Yes, but much worse.

[–] Bonifratz@feddit.de 23 points 8 months ago (31 children)

There's nothing worse in terms of pronunciation than English. French is silly for writing twice as much as what's pronounced, but at least it mostly follows some rules.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 35 points 8 months ago (17 children)

Doesn't english just get that from being three languages in a trench coat?

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One of which is French, yes.

[–] Promethiel@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The one at the bottom who is supposed to just fucking walk but keeps threatening the stability of the whole thing by randomly blurting out nonsense.

In the dimly lit boudoir, she sat at her ornate bureau, perusing an array of gourmet hors d'oeuvres, contemplating which avant-garde piece from her repertoire to perform at the soirée, her silhouette an epitome of haute couture elegance. Meanwhile, her fiancé, a connoisseur of fine arts and a critic of the bourgeoisie's penchant for laissez-faire economics, prepared a detailed critique on the nuances of ballet and the je ne sais quoi of modern art installations, embodying the esprit de corps of their eclectic salon.

Statements dreamed by the utterly deranged.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

They have played us for absolute fools.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I detest that meme, but you made me snort.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's one of the few memes that I find genuine enjoyment in ha. Glad I could bring you a bit of joy, if even for a moment.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 8 months ago

Sweet, a win-win then!

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

French was not supposed to be a real language

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