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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 96 points 8 months ago (9 children)

At a bus stop, I was nearly beaten for wearing the wrong color shirt. This fella was told to hit someone wearing red and, in an attempt at easing their conscience, kept trying to find a reason to dislike me. Meanwhile, I’m just confused and apparently befriending him over our shared hatred of Russians and security guards and a mutual love of Islam. Unlike the greentext, my guy had the courtesy to at least apologize and explain the situation. Feels like a fever dream and I do not expect a single human being to ever believe me. There is no punchline, just my continued confusion. I still do not know how to feel about this.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wore a red polo to Canadian Tire once. People thought I worked there.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

never wear a red shirt to target or a blue shirt to best buy

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I always wear a red shirt to Target. Probably because I always wear a red shirt.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I'm... a journalist for lemmy

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