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[–] weeahrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

Poland: Wants to be taken seriously.

Also Poland: Bezwzględny Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz wyruszył ze Szczebrzeszyna przez Szymankowszczyznę do Pszczyny. I choć nieraz zalewała go żółć, niepomny następstw znalazł ostatecznie szczęście w źdźble trawy.

[–] MustrumR@kbin.social 51 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

Polish speaker here this is a moderately sensible sentence that reads:

The ruthless Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz (actual name and surname) has departed from Strzebrzeszyn (town name) to Pszczyna (another town) via Szymankowszczyzna (some village). Although many times he was full of bile, oblivious to the results, he found the final happiness in a grass blade.

The last sentence makes little logical sense to me, 'although' doesn't fit there. 'happiness in a grass blade' sounds like an idiom for a love of nature, but actually doesn't ring any bell. While 'final happiness' is ominous as fuck.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 14 points 8 months ago

Maybe he was passively suicidal and didn't mind dying in the woods

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