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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Anon frightened off a front for chinese international operations. He looked so weird they thought it's an undercover agent.

[–] SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

> be me, chinese triad

> no fear

> hanging with fellow triad bros at our safe house

> suddenly, a weird unkempt man stumbles in at 1 am

> goes straight up to our most feared boss

> keeps repeating the word 'food' while staring at him without blinking for 5 minutes

> his eyes are as red as blood

> must be some kind of demon

> we give him food to prevent the wrath of the heavens

> he eats it, says something about explosions and stars

> leaves

> we're all sweating, realizing that if we hadn't given him food, he would have blown us up before going back to the stars

> everyone in that room fled the country, hoping never to see the demon again

> be me, chinese triad

> one fear

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

this was funny. I like you.

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