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i mean, as part of my job, i routinely take area hospitals medical grade leeches. it's not like they ever stopped being used by doctors.
Why would you use a leech instead of a needle or something? What are they for
Wait until you find out what they still use maggots for...
what the fuck? why do they use that?
They're really good at eating dead rotting flesh?
like dead body's?
Nope:
Source
does it tickle when they eat you
As per above source:
Some other good FAQs:
heartwarming
Definitely woundworming and not heartworming
Burn victims