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Anon has a power fantasy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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No.250341473
>fantasy setting has magic and flying creatures
>still using horses as main transportation

No.250341651
>>250341473 (OP) #
>setting has nuclear energy
>still using coal as main energy source

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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 29 points 7 months ago (16 children)

Fall off a horse -> dust yourself off and get back on. There's a whole idiom about how falling off horses is a frustrating but ultimately minor inconvenience.

Fall off a gryphon -> you are dead.

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Superman was paralyzed from falling off a horse. It can be way more than an inconvenience.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Could slip in the shower too. Not sure what my point is... just trying to be extra pedantic I guess.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wait, what's the reasoning? Dude can stop bullets and be slapped through buildings but a Lil fall screwed him?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago

It's a joke about Christopher Reeve

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