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Rudy Giuliani says earthquakes targeting "communist" US states (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 80 points 7 months ago (14 children)

Look at California. You can't have more earthquakes than California. You want to figure out why?"

I think they're called fault lines. This is on the level of "tides go in, tides go out, you can't explain that!" Followed by an "are you fucking kidding?" face

[–] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 40 points 7 months ago (3 children)

There was a Republican politician that said something along the lines that God was punishing states because they allowed gays. And then his state got hammered in the ass by another storm.

He didn't walk back his statement.

These people just want to blame everything bad on their enemies.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Years ago Rick Perry also demanded that Texans pray for rain and god responded by setting the entire state on fire shortly after.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

And all the smoke particles made it rain?

[–] mPony@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I wonder if Rick Perry was watching the Super Bowl the year Prince performed, when it suddenly rained out of nowhere.

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

And yet I am the asshole when I point out what belief in skydaddy will cause.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Wasn't there one that had his house blown away?

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