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Anon learns about nuts (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 23 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Think Rogan would fuck a chimpanzee?

[–] No1@aussie.zone 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

Well, a key question is 'Do you think a chimpanzee would let Joe Rogan fuck them?'

Because if not, it's not consensual, and that opens up some serious questions.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The question is irrelevant because Joe would prefer to wrestle the chimp into submission first. This reminds me of that time he interviewed a chimp.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It probably says more about me than Joe, that I didn't want to click that link, because I thought it might actually be real.

But, it's great, and thanks for sharing it

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