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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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Analog greentext horror? π€
~~also volume warning that shit's loud~~
Edit: I just thought of something. As with any 4chan story I assume this is simply fake, but putting skepticism aside for a second... I distinctly remember one day when my grandmother was on the phone and her call got incorporated into my dream because I could hear her talking. In the off-chance that they're telling the truth I'd guess this anon just heard the call/voicemail while they were sleeping and it got incorporated into their dream.
I once had a dream where eventually the βcameraβ pulled back and up like it was on a crane/jib and credits started rolling with music playing. I woke up but still heard the music, which was coming from my alarm clock.
This enby wakes up to the Cheers theme every morning