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Anon gives dating advice (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (5 children)

One maybe at first. Two is subjective and three is temporary. I'm experience the most conventionally attractive person I had sex with was what's know as a pillow princess so I did all the work. OP is a virgin and gay.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You don't gotta lie man, no one here has had sex it's ok

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We have all had sex with your mother.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, now I really feel the 4chan experience

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

But I haven't used any slurs yet :(

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