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[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Life is not an action movie. If that actually happened I wouldn't be blindly throwing myself in the middle of a group of armed/dangerous guys. I'd be calling the cops (they're more trained than I am to handle the situation) and freak out hoping nothing bad happens to her.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So, even in your fantasies you're ineffective and reliant?

[–] Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Nah, I'm my fantasies I go Rambo style and slice everyone with a tactical knife while wearing a ghillie suit and warpaint, before carrying my wife victoriously in my arms to safety...but that wasn't the point was it ?

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