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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago (12 children)
  1. Does AWOL mean something other than "Absent without leave"? Cuz that's a weird way to describe a computer algorithm.

  2. ...aight so I'm definitely not a theologist, but... according to christianity, or catholocism specifically... is there actually any rule against using gatorade for a baptism? I'd assume it just says "water", but there's water in gatorade. Sure there's also other shit in gatorade, but there's other shit in tap water too. Even distilled water isn't going to be 100% pure.

And if gatorade's cool, where do they draw the line? Could you baptize a baby with honey? Or drop a steak onto the kid's face (there's water in those too!). Does it even have to be liquid water? Like what if you just threw some icecubes at the kid, or blasted some steam in its face??

So many questions!

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

is there actually any rule against using gatorade for a baptism?

It's better, cuz it's got electrolytes.

Does it even have to be liquid water?

So like, ice X at 60 gigapascals and -120 °C?

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It’s better, cuz it’s got electrolytes.

It's what souls crave!

So like, ice X at 60 gigapascals and -120 °C?

What's the worse that could happen?

[–] bomberesque1@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

What's the worse that could happen?

Freezer burn yo baby

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