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[–] frunch@lemmy.world 77 points 6 months ago (7 children)

The next 1/6 insurrection in 2025 will consist of hundreds of diapered men smearing the walls with shit. That dude that smeared his shit on the wall at the inaugural insurrection of '20 is gonna think he started a 'movement'

[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 50 points 6 months ago (2 children)

A bowel movement if you will..

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago

Coming this Superbowel Sunday!

[–] tegs_terry@feddit.uk -1 points 6 months ago

Yes, that's the joke, well done

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