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Anon hates aluminum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 40 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Amateurs! It's gotta be silver!

Looks nice in jewellery
Antimicrobial properties
An essential component of camera film
Highly conductive (e.g. used for electrodes and thermal paste in computing)
Catalyst in many chemical reactions
Used to make mirrors
A critical component of solar panels
The only metal capable of incapacitating werewolves, and also somewhat effective against vampires

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Highly conductive

Until it oxidizes, and silver is a complete whore for oxygen.

[–] remotedev@lemmy.ca 37 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Who isn't

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Helium. The very best gas in toon.

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