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Holy shit, read this title and genuinely thought it was The Onion. I had to read the sublemmy name like 3 times to realize this is Not The Onion. My fucking god what reality do we live in. We split from another universe some time in the 1970s and are living this shit show, LOL.
I read the headline outloud to my wife and she laughed, then i pointed out that it's a real fucking headline and shes quiet now
It's just clown shoes as far as the eye can see.