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The bear discourse is the true measure of whether a given man is a red or green flag.
The correct answer is to raise both hands and eyebrows, excuse yourself from the table, walk off and keep walking until sufficient distance has been reached. Switching mode of transportation on the way is acceptable.
You'll often hear smart-alec martial arts masters say that the best self-defence technique is the 400m sprint, but they couldn't be more wrong. In truth it's the 1km parcour.