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Based on that list; here are two ChatGPT generated meal plans, one for a woke person and one for a not woke person (don't ask about the numbers, it probably can't count):
Woke Meal Plan:
Breakfast: Avocado toast with quinoa sprinkles (Approx. 350 calories)
Snack: Banana with almond butter (Approx. 200 calories)
Lunch: Quinoa salad with chickpeas, mixed greens, and avocado (Approx. 450 calories)
Snack: Hummus with carrot sticks (Approx. 150 calories)
Dinner: Tofu stir-fry with a side of non-dairy milk (Approx. 400 calories)
Total calories: Approximately 1550 calories
Not Woke Meal Plan:
Breakfast: Bacon and cheese omelette with a side of toast and cow's milk (Approx. 600 calories)
Snack: Chocolate chip muffin (Approx. 400 calories)
Lunch: Burger and fries with a milkshake (Approx. 1200 calories)
Snack: Cheese and crackers (Approx. 300 calories)
Dinner: Spaghetti-topped pizza with a side of garlic bread and a glass of cow's milk (Approx. 800 calories)
Total calories: Approximately 3300 calories
These are rough estimates and may vary depending on specific ingredients and portion sizes.
Why does it insist on accompanying dinner with a glass of milk?
For getting a contrast b/w dairy and non-dairy
Well, sure. But Mr. Non-Woke apparently needs cow's milk in all three meals of the day anyway, so it didn't need to have milk with dinner specifically.