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In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

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[–] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 months ago (11 children)

Why does it insist on accompanying dinner with a glass of milk?

[–] DaDragon@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Because some people enjoy milk with their food? (I know it’s not the answer you’re going for)

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My friend's family would serve milk with ice in it when we were kids.

[–] DaDragon@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago

Shudder. Not sure I could drink that, honestly

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