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[–] orwellianlocksmith@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago (9 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 60 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Only one student submitted the assignment and absolutely butchered the spelling so they clearly didn't give a fuck. Nobody else gave a fuck because they didn't submit anything. The teacher stopped giving a fuck and left.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Nah teacher was hung over and went to go puke.

[–] Butterpaderp@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I wish teachers made enough money to buy themselves alcohol

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Teachers should be smart enough to know that with just some sugar and water you'll have alcohol (yeast is everywhere)

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Psh, maybe the chemistry teacher.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

*me when my sugar wine starts to bubble*

YEAH, SCIENCE, BITCH!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If they didn’t they would go into DTs pretty quick.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What does rushing Dark Templar got to do with that?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I haven't thought of Starcraft for a long time.

I should install and lose another ten years of my life.

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