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Fun trick! Don't try in America!
If anything it would be easier in America.
Just shoot them the second they touch it. Even if they're running away with it and you shoot them in the back you will gey away with it.
But then you have to move all the time. A pile of bodies might scare off bike thieves.
Would being near a school help?
Not as much as being near a pig farm would