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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 59 points 6 months ago (15 children)

Fun trick! Don't try in America!

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago (8 children)

If anything it would be easier in America.

Just shoot them the second they touch it. Even if they're running away with it and you shoot them in the back you will gey away with it.

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But then you have to move all the time. A pile of bodies might scare off bike thieves.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Would being near a school help?

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

Not as much as being near a pig farm would

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