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Anon makes money (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago (15 children)

Fun trick! Don't try in America!

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 14 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Do Americans even know how to ride a bicycle?

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but they don’t know how to change gears.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Gears!!! This thing has gears?

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Inexperienced, but possible. If only bikes worked the same way as America's best anti-theft measure: a car with manual transmission.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Can confirm. Left my 1986 SAAB 900 SPG unlocked for a decade in a couple major cities downtown areas. The only thing anyone ever took was some of my quarters. They also never broke the window to get in, and then realize it was a manual. Didn't even take the radio, as I did take the faceplate inside with me

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 7 months ago

They just don't know how to start it.

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