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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon makes money (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 59 points 6 months ago (15 children)

Fun trick! Don't try in America!

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago (8 children)

If anything it would be easier in America.

Just shoot them the second they touch it. Even if they're running away with it and you shoot them in the back you will gey away with it.

[–] graymess@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Alternatively, run over with car. You can commit any crime while in a car and get away with it. It's the law.

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