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[–] datsritebussy@lemmy.wtf -1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You are just mad u cant afford it on your measly europoor salary. Americans stay winning.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're going in my cringe compilation

[–] datsritebussy@lemmy.wtf 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

my cringe compilation

INT. SMITH FAMILY LIVING ROOM - DAY

Morty is sitting on the couch, engrossed in his smartphone, while Rick is tinkering with one of his inventions.

Morty: (excitedly) Hey, Rick, you gotta check this out! There's this new thing called "Cringe Compilations" on the internet. It's like, people doing really awkward stuff and everyone makes fun of them!

Rick: (glances over) Cringe compilations, Morty? Seriously? The internet's been around for decades, and that's what you're excited about?

Morty: (nervously) Well, I just thought it's kinda funny, you know, watching people act all weird and stuff.

Rick: (rolls eyes) Morty, it's called the internet. It's a vast wasteland of cringe and chaos. (pauses) But you know what? Maybe it's time I enlighten you about the wonders of the multiverse.

Rick pulls out his portal gun and creates a portal.

INT. MULTIVERSE - INTERGALACTIC INTERNET CAFE - DAY

Rick and Morty step out of the portal and find themselves in a futuristic internet cafe filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures from different dimensions.

Morty: (looking a round) Whoa, Rick, this place is insane!

Rick: (smirking) Welcome to the Intergalactic Internet Cafe, Morty. Here, you'll find cringe beyond your wildest nightmares.

They sit down at a terminal, and Rick starts typing away.

Rick: (typing) You see, Morty, cringe is a universal constant. No matter where you go, there's always gonna be something that makes you cringe.

On the screen, we see a bizarre video titled "Zogork's Awkward Dance-Off."

Morty: (watching) Uh, Rick, what's that?

Rick: (grinning) That's Zogork, the three-headed space alien trying to dance. Now that's what I call cringe!

Morty: (cringing) Oh, geez, Rick. That's... something else.

They browse through various cringe videos from different dimensions, including a segment where people are trying to speak backwards, a cat that thinks it's a parrot, and a sentient jello mold attempting stand-up comedy.

Morty: (laughs) This is insane, Rick! I've never seen anything like it.

Rick: (chuckles) Morty, the multiverse is a treasure trove of cringe. But here's the thing, it's all relative. What's cringe in one dimension might be considered cool in another. It's all a matter of perspective.

Morty: (still laughing) Yeah, I guess you're right, Rick. Cringe is in the eye of the beholder.

They both continue to watch cringe videos, sharing a laugh and learning a valuable lesson about embracing the quirks of different realities.

FADE OUT.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I really hope you used AI to generate that text, because god damn what a waste of time otherwise.

Didn't read regardless