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[–] FMT99@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Quick someone SLAM JK Rowling for saying more idiotic nonsense. We need more celebrities SLAMMED as soon as possible. Some politicians too, keep on SLAMMING folks!

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I don't know where to hire enough pro wrestlers to get this done.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Japan? They have stables of wrestlers.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't have the amount of cash needed to import them.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Import them skinny, feed them on location

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