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Anon looks up Danish cuisine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 30 points 6 months ago (17 children)

That’s rich coming from an American but I’m also surprised these haven’t become a thing here yet. Americans love convenience over everything, including human (or animal) dignity.

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 51 points 6 months ago (16 children)

We prefer our hardboiled eggs de-shelled and single packaged in plastic in order to maximize waste, thank you very much!

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 6 months ago

In a pinch, you can also just flush a piece of plastic wrap down the toilet every time you eat a slice of long egg for the same effect.

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