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George W. Bush’s Original Paintings Are Making Their Disney Theme Park Debut (people.com)

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[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Hooray! My $350k MfA finally paid off!

Can I get some help with rent? (Seriously! I haven’t eaten in 3 days!)

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (3 children)

If ur in Australia I'll buy u some ramen

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee -2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Australian guys are so fucking hot, I’d be willing to move halfway across the world for your bizarro kangaroo ramen

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The ramen is the same as everywhere else but I don't see why u could put a kangaroo steak on her.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

Roman is definitely not the same wherever you are, and kangaroo steak is objectively delicious