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[–] Steve@communick.news 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (24 children)

Burgers are sandwiches.
Hotdogs are tacos.
Burritos are calzones.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago (20 children)

Hotdogs are tacos.

hard disagree. hotdogs are made with leavened bread, tortillas are a flatbread.

hotdogs are an open-faced sandwich.

[–] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 months ago (6 children)

hotdogs are an open-faced sandwich.

I'm imagining a hot dog balancing on half a bun.

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hot dogs are just very congealed soup with soft croutons on the outside.

[–] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 months ago

Everything is just congealed soup when you really think about it.

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